In Search Of The Perfect Career:
There was once a young man who, in his youth< professed his desire to become
a great writer. When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff
that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly
emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and
anger!
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages!
There was once a young man who, in his youth< professed his desire to become
a great writer. When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff
that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly
emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and
anger!
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages!
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