Laws For Women To Live By: ** Don't imagine you can change a man -

Laws For Women To Live By:
** Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
** What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
** Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
** Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
** Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can
tell them apart.
** Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make
some woman miserable.
** Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself
types.
** Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.
** Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.
** If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.
** If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
** Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means
that you laugh at his.
** Sadly, all men are created equal.