You Can't Choose Your Siblings...
A pregnant woman from San Francisco got in a car accident and fell into a
deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she
is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Congratulations, you had twins! A boy and a girl. When
your brother heard about the accident, he came to San Francisco, since he
was the closest relative we had him name them."
The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!" She asks
the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise."
"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew."
A pregnant woman from San Francisco got in a car accident and fell into a
deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she
is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Congratulations, you had twins! A boy and a girl. When
your brother heard about the accident, he came to San Francisco, since he
was the closest relative we had him name them."
The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!" She asks
the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise."
"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew."
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