You know the 90's are over when . . . ** Everyone used to joke about a Starbucks on every corner,

You know the 90's are over when . . .
** Everyone used to joke about a Starbucks on every corner, and now there is
a Starbucks on every corner.
** You no longer hear from people who marked December 31st on their calendar
as "The End of the World."
** Gen-Xers trade their futons in for orthopedic support mattresses.
** You realize a big family is inefficient and decide to downsize.
** HBO introduces it's new channel: HBO Pi - The channel that never repeats.
** No more "Greatest _______ of the Millennium" lists.
** Parents complain to their college kids, "You never e-mail us anymore."
** People tell you their salary followed by, "with stock options."
** George Foreman's Super-Deluxe Grill loses to Muhammad Ali's Damn-Straight
Salad Shooter.
** Ritalin comes in the shapes of Flintstones characters.
** Everything computer science majors learn in school is outdated before
graduation.
** Domino's Pizza only delivers to non-smoking homes.
** Out of force-of-habit, you tag your signature with ".com."
** People refer to New Age remedies as Old School.
** You realize you haven't seen a movie this decade that hasn't been
interrupted by a cell phone.