Take Care Of Your Man!!!
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup,the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined
with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die:
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is
in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work.
And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress.
Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse.
Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him
plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event
on television. And, most importantly make love with your husband several
times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10
months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"Your disease is terminal!" she replied.
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup,the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined
with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die:
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is
in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work.
And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress.
Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse.
Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him
plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event
on television. And, most importantly make love with your husband several
times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10
months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"Your disease is terminal!" she replied.
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