Dieting Tips:
** If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
** If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar
are cancelled out by the diet soda.
** When you eat with someone else, calories donít count if you donít eat
more than they do.
** Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate,
brandy, toast, and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
** If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
** Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they are part
of the entire entertainment package and not part of oneís personal fuel,
such as Milk Duds, Buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, and Tootsie
Rolls.
** Cookie peices contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie
leakage.
** Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the
process of preparing something. Examples: peanut butter on a knife when
making a sandwich or ice cream on a spoon when making a sundae.
** Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories.
Examples: spinach and pistachio ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate.
NOTE: chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any food
color.
** If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
** If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar
are cancelled out by the diet soda.
** When you eat with someone else, calories donít count if you donít eat
more than they do.
** Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate,
brandy, toast, and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
** If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
** Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they are part
of the entire entertainment package and not part of oneís personal fuel,
such as Milk Duds, Buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, and Tootsie
Rolls.
** Cookie peices contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie
leakage.
** Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the
process of preparing something. Examples: peanut butter on a knife when
making a sandwich or ice cream on a spoon when making a sundae.
** Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories.
Examples: spinach and pistachio ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate.
NOTE: chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any food
color.
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