A Girl And Her Rabbit
A woman walks into a vet's waiting room, dragging a wet rabbit on a leash.
"Sit, Fluffy," she says.
Fluffy glares at her and then the soaking-wet rabbit jumps up on another
customer's lap, getting water all over him.
"I said sit, Fluffy!" the woman shouts. "Don't you want to be a good little
rabbit?"
Apparently not, because Fluffy, still wet, jumps onto the floor shakes
furiously, spraying water on everyone and then proceeds to squat and
urinate, right there in the middle of the room.
"Dammit, Fluffy!" the woman screams, and then, mortified by Fluffy's
behavior, she turns to the other people in the room and says, "Please
forgive me, I've just washed my hare, and I can't do a thing with it!"
A woman walks into a vet's waiting room, dragging a wet rabbit on a leash.
"Sit, Fluffy," she says.
Fluffy glares at her and then the soaking-wet rabbit jumps up on another
customer's lap, getting water all over him.
"I said sit, Fluffy!" the woman shouts. "Don't you want to be a good little
rabbit?"
Apparently not, because Fluffy, still wet, jumps onto the floor shakes
furiously, spraying water on everyone and then proceeds to squat and
urinate, right there in the middle of the room.
"Dammit, Fluffy!" the woman screams, and then, mortified by Fluffy's
behavior, she turns to the other people in the room and says, "Please
forgive me, I've just washed my hare, and I can't do a thing with it!"
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