Cowpoke Wisdom ** Good judgment comes from experience,

Cowpoke Wisdom
** Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
** Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back
in.
** If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then
to make sure it's still there.
** If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around.
** Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
** Don't squat with your spurs on.
** There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
** If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
** Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
** It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
** Always drink upstream from the herd.
** When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be
surprised if they learn their lesson.
** When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown
around by somebody else.
** The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back
in your pocket.
** Never miss a good chance to shut up.
** There are three kinds of men. Those who learn by reading. Those who learn
by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for
themselves.