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After discovering that her barn had burned down, Sue went to town to collect
the insurance.
She told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty-thousand
dollars and I want my money."
The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute, Sue. Insurance doesn't work
quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide
you with a new one of comparable worth."
There was a long pause before Sue replied, "Well, then I'd like to cancel
the policy on my husband."
After discovering that her barn had burned down, Sue went to town to collect
the insurance.
She told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty-thousand
dollars and I want my money."
The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute, Sue. Insurance doesn't work
quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide
you with a new one of comparable worth."
There was a long pause before Sue replied, "Well, then I'd like to cancel
the policy on my husband."
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