You know you're getting old if:
** You're older than your dentist.
** It takes you two tries to get up from the couch.
** A telephone rings on the TV and you think it's yours.
** 90% of your dreams are reruns.
** You no longer say no to the lobster bib.
** The only "Stones" you're interested in these days are Kidney and Gall.
** Your computer has more memory than you do.
** You bring lawn chairs to outdoor concerts.
** People warn you about shoveling snow.
** You can remember when "gang members" meant the Sharks and the Jets.
** You go from being a do-it-yourselfer to a hire-someone-elser.
** You don't have bad hair days; you have bad hair years.
** You're older than your dentist.
** It takes you two tries to get up from the couch.
** A telephone rings on the TV and you think it's yours.
** 90% of your dreams are reruns.
** You no longer say no to the lobster bib.
** The only "Stones" you're interested in these days are Kidney and Gall.
** Your computer has more memory than you do.
** You bring lawn chairs to outdoor concerts.
** People warn you about shoveling snow.
** You can remember when "gang members" meant the Sharks and the Jets.
** You go from being a do-it-yourselfer to a hire-someone-elser.
** You don't have bad hair days; you have bad hair years.
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** Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
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when you call tech support and they say your version of software
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it'll fit in the 5-1/4" slot didn't quite work
when the bad blocks on your disk outnumber the good ones
if your PC is big enough to use as an end table
if it's so old that you can't even find a nonprofit organization
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when you can no longer find those special metallic cassette tapes
when everyone's raving about hooking their computers up to the
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hey,
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1. free dinners
2.
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** You're asleep,
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