Signs That You've Already Grown Up
** Your potted plants stay alive.
** Fooling around in a twin sized bed is absurd.
** You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
** 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
** You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
** You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
** Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
** You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
** Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
** You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't
know how to turn down the stereo.
** Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
** You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
** Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
** You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
** Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
** You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
** Dinner and a movie = The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
** MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
** You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.
** A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff,'
** You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
** Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi & Ho-Ho's.
** "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink
that much again."
** Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
** You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
** Your potted plants stay alive.
** Fooling around in a twin sized bed is absurd.
** You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
** 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
** You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
** You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
** Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
** You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
** Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
** You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't
know how to turn down the stereo.
** Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
** You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
** Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
** You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
** Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
** You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
** Dinner and a movie = The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
** MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
** You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.
** A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff,'
** You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
** Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi & Ho-Ho's.
** "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink
that much again."
** Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
** You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
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