Lawyers...
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office,
ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too
close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer
immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a
policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions,
the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just
picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the
same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer
shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic
you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you
don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the
lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from
the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office,
ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too
close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer
immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a
policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions,
the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just
picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the
same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer
shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic
you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you
don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the
lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from
the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"
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