Out For A Stroll...
An elderly lady from a remote interior village went to to one of
Philadelphia's most fashionable suburbs to visit her niece and husband.
Nearby was a very well-known golf course.
On the second afternoon of her visit, the elderly lady went for a stroll.
Upon her return, the young niece asked, "Well, Auntie, did you enjoy
yourself?"
"Oh, yes, indeed," said Auntie, beaming. "Before I had walked very far, I
came to some beautiful rolling fields. There seemed to be a number of people
about, mostly men. Some of them kept shouting at me in a very eccentric
manner, but I took no notice. There were four men who followed me for some
time, uttering curious excited barking sounds. Naturally, I ignored them,
too. Oh, by the way," she added, as she held out her hands, "I found a
number of these curious little round white balls, so I picked them all up
and brought them home hoping you could explain what they're all about."
An elderly lady from a remote interior village went to to one of
Philadelphia's most fashionable suburbs to visit her niece and husband.
Nearby was a very well-known golf course.
On the second afternoon of her visit, the elderly lady went for a stroll.
Upon her return, the young niece asked, "Well, Auntie, did you enjoy
yourself?"
"Oh, yes, indeed," said Auntie, beaming. "Before I had walked very far, I
came to some beautiful rolling fields. There seemed to be a number of people
about, mostly men. Some of them kept shouting at me in a very eccentric
manner, but I took no notice. There were four men who followed me for some
time, uttering curious excited barking sounds. Naturally, I ignored them,
too. Oh, by the way," she added, as she held out her hands, "I found a
number of these curious little round white balls, so I picked them all up
and brought them home hoping you could explain what they're all about."
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