In a Hurry...
The Cohens were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Cohen made it
clear he was in a big hurry.
"No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that
stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."
"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist
admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"
Mr. Cohen turned to his wife Becky. "Show him, honey."
The Cohens were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Cohen made it
clear he was in a big hurry.
"No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that
stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."
"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist
admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"
Mr. Cohen turned to his wife Becky. "Show him, honey."
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