A Group Of Smart Blondes...
Two blondes walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and
start toasting and cheering, "51 days! 51 days!!" About five minutes later,
another blonde walks in, orders a drink, and joins the other two in the
cheering. Finally, another blonde walks in with what looks like a cardboard
picture. She puts the picture thing in the middle of the table, and starts
cheering with the others, "51 days! 51 days!! The Bar Tender starts too get
really curious, so he walks over to discover that the picture is a Cookie
Monster puzzle. He walks over to one of the blondes and asks, "What on earth
are you doing??" "Well," the blonde says, "everyone thinks blondes are so
stupid, so we proved them wrong. On the box of this puzzle, it says 2-4
years, but we finished it in only 51 days!!!
Two blondes walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and
start toasting and cheering, "51 days! 51 days!!" About five minutes later,
another blonde walks in, orders a drink, and joins the other two in the
cheering. Finally, another blonde walks in with what looks like a cardboard
picture. She puts the picture thing in the middle of the table, and starts
cheering with the others, "51 days! 51 days!! The Bar Tender starts too get
really curious, so he walks over to discover that the picture is a Cookie
Monster puzzle. He walks over to one of the blondes and asks, "What on earth
are you doing??" "Well," the blonde says, "everyone thinks blondes are so
stupid, so we proved them wrong. On the box of this puzzle, it says 2-4
years, but we finished it in only 51 days!!!
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