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Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto... - These drastic measures were inadvertently taken in
notes written by parents to excuse their children's... - COMPUTERWORLD 1 April
CREATORS ADMIT UNIX, C HOAX
In an announcement that has stunned the computer industry,
Ken Thompson, Dennis Ritchie and Brian Kernighan... - These were taken from the "Official Klingon Joke Book".
Q> How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb... - From: neighorn@qiclab.UUCP (Steve Neighorn)
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Thank Heavens for Schools Date: 14 Jun 88 21:03:42... - Ready for bed
Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said,
I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to... - And who says our educational system is in dire straits?
I submit these compilations as testimony to the... - When Parker Pen marketed a ballpoint pen in Mexico,
its ads were supposed to say "It won't leak in your...
