Snow Emergency in Minnesota
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee
listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5
inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared" the weather
report said. "You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the
streets." Ole says "Jeez, okay," and gets up from his coffee.
The next day they're sitting down with their morning cups of coffee and the
weather forecast is "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today, and a snow
emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered
side of the streets." Again Ole says "Jeez, okay," and gets up from his
coffee.
Two days later, again they're sitting down with their cups of coffee and the
weather forecast is "There will be 6 to 9 inches of snow today, and a snow
emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..."and just then
the power goes out and Ole doesn't get the rest of the instructions.
He turns to Lena and says "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?" And Lena
replies "Aw, Ole, why don't you just leave the car in the garage today?"
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
