Barbie
Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's
birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to
the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in
the window?"
The Manager replied, "Which one? We have Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95,
Barbie goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for $19.95, Barbie
goes to the beach for $19.95, Barbie goes to the Nightclub for $19.95 and
Divorced Barbie for $375.00."
"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?!?" Ralph
asked VERY surprised.
"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog,
Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."
Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's
birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to
the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in
the window?"
The Manager replied, "Which one? We have Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95,
Barbie goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for $19.95, Barbie
goes to the beach for $19.95, Barbie goes to the Nightclub for $19.95 and
Divorced Barbie for $375.00."
"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?!?" Ralph
asked VERY surprised.
"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog,
Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."
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