You Know You've Been In College Too Long When... ** You consider McDonald's "real food" ** You actually like doing laundry at home ** 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends ** It starts getting late on the weeknights ** Two miles is not too far to walk for a party ** You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it ** You'd rather clean than study ** "How did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night ** Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal ** Minesweeper is more than a game it's a way of life ** You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps ** You know the pizza boy by name ** You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark ** You live for getting mail ** Looking out the window is a form of entertainment ** Prank phone calls become funny again ** It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on ** Whole wars can take place,

You Know You've Been In College Too Long When...
** You consider McDonald's "real food"
** You actually like doing laundry at home
** 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends
** It starts getting late on the weeknights
** Two miles is not too far to walk for a party
** You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it
** You'd rather clean than study
** "How did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night
** Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal
** Minesweeper is more than a game it's a way of life
** You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps
** You know the pizza boy by name
** You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark
** You live for getting mail
** Looking out the window is a form of entertainment
** Prank phone calls become funny again
** It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on
** Whole wars can take place, and you are clueless (no connection to the
outside world)
** You start thinking and sounding like your roommate
** Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth
** Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime
** You find out milk crates had so many uses
** Wal-mart is the coolest store
** The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to
Tuesday night)
** You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in
college too long