Signs You're From New York ** You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.

Signs You're From New York
** You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
** You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skill.
** You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus
Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but
can't find Wisconsin on a map.
** The subway makes sense.
** You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language
makes you multi-lingual.
** You think $7.00 to cross a bridge is a fair price.
** You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple."
** Your door has more than three locks.
** You go to a hockey game for the fighting; in the stands; to participate.
** Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.
** The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.
** You consider eye contact an act of over aggression.
** You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.
** You complain about having to mow it.
** You cried the day Ed Koch took over for Judge Wapner.