Four Engineers...
There are four engineers traveling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a
chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a microsoft engineer.
The car breaks down.
"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip down the
engine before we can get the car working again", says the mechanical
engineer.
"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel might
be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."
"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical engineer,
"or maybe a faulty plug lead."
They all turn to the microsoft engineer who has said nothing and say:
"What do you think?"
"Well, we should close all the windows, get out, get back in, and open the
windows again."
There are four engineers traveling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a
chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a microsoft engineer.
The car breaks down.
"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip down the
engine before we can get the car working again", says the mechanical
engineer.
"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel might
be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."
"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical engineer,
"or maybe a faulty plug lead."
They all turn to the microsoft engineer who has said nothing and say:
"What do you think?"
"Well, we should close all the windows, get out, get back in, and open the
windows again."
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