A True Blonde!
The Champaign Ill. Police Department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was
somewhat taken back by this recent incident.
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked
and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit
patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the woman
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
sat down on the steps put her face in her hands and moaned, "I come home to
find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they
do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"
The Champaign Ill. Police Department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was
somewhat taken back by this recent incident.
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked
and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit
patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the woman
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
sat down on the steps put her face in her hands and moaned, "I come home to
find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they
do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"
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