You know you're a child of the 80's if:
** You know what a "burnout" is.
** You owned/operated a 'Trapper Keeper'
** You know what "Psych" means.
** Once, while spending hours in the arcade, you actually lined up quarters
on the top panel of the game -- to "reserve" your spot.
** You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".
** You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".
** You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack".
** You know who Tina Yothers is.
** You wanted to be a Goonie.
** You had top-of-the-line Commodore 64s in your jr. high computer lab
** You know who Max Headroom is.
** You even wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing.
** You could breakdance, or wish you could.
** You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
** You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"
** Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.
** You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
** You can, right now, hum to yourself the theme to 'Inspector Gadget'
** You wanted to be on Star Search.
** You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell
off.
** You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or knew someone
who did.
** You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout".
** You HAD to have your MTV
** You remember when Kramer was on a show called 'Friday's'
** You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future".
** You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name".
** You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
** You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
** You heard of Garbage Pail Kids.
** You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince".
** You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be.
** You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system
** You own(ed) any 'cassette singles'
** You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the
moon.
** You remember And/or own any of the Care Bear Glass collection from Pizza
Hut. Or any other stupid collection they came out with.
** Poltergeist freaked you out.
** You carried you lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
** You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
** You know what a Doozer is.
** You wore bike shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew
someone who did.
** You ever had a Swatch Watch.
** You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
** You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.
** You know what a "Whammee" is..
** You know what a "burnout" is.
** You owned/operated a 'Trapper Keeper'
** You know what "Psych" means.
** Once, while spending hours in the arcade, you actually lined up quarters
on the top panel of the game -- to "reserve" your spot.
** You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".
** You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".
** You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack".
** You know who Tina Yothers is.
** You wanted to be a Goonie.
** You had top-of-the-line Commodore 64s in your jr. high computer lab
** You know who Max Headroom is.
** You even wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing.
** You could breakdance, or wish you could.
** You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
** You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"
** Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.
** You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
** You can, right now, hum to yourself the theme to 'Inspector Gadget'
** You wanted to be on Star Search.
** You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell
off.
** You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or knew someone
who did.
** You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout".
** You HAD to have your MTV
** You remember when Kramer was on a show called 'Friday's'
** You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future".
** You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name".
** You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
** You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
** You heard of Garbage Pail Kids.
** You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince".
** You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be.
** You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system
** You own(ed) any 'cassette singles'
** You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the
moon.
** You remember And/or own any of the Care Bear Glass collection from Pizza
Hut. Or any other stupid collection they came out with.
** Poltergeist freaked you out.
** You carried you lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
** You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
** You know what a Doozer is.
** You wore bike shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew
someone who did.
** You ever had a Swatch Watch.
** You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
** You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.
** You know what a "Whammee" is..
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