What Women Drink...
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a women's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they
concurred on almost all counts.
THE RESULTS:
Drink: Beer
Personality: casual, low maintenance, down to earth
Your approach: challenge her to a game of pool
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: flakey, annoying, a pain in the ass
Your approach: avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no
clue
Your approach: make her feel smater than she is.....
Drink: Wine
Personality: conservative and classy, sophisticated
Your approach: tell her you wish Reagan had had four more
years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: older, has picky taste, know what she wants
Your approach: You don't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink
Drink: Shots
Personality: hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk and naked
Your approach: easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a women's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they
concurred on almost all counts.
THE RESULTS:
Drink: Beer
Personality: casual, low maintenance, down to earth
Your approach: challenge her to a game of pool
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: flakey, annoying, a pain in the ass
Your approach: avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no
clue
Your approach: make her feel smater than she is.....
Drink: Wine
Personality: conservative and classy, sophisticated
Your approach: tell her you wish Reagan had had four more
years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: older, has picky taste, know what she wants
Your approach: You don't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink
Drink: Shots
Personality: hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk and naked
Your approach: easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.
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