Fishing For A Week
A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just
come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of
a lifetime. We leave right away, so, pack my clothes, my fishing equipment,
and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them
up."
He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off.
A week later he returns.
His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?"
He says, "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."
The wife responds in an angry tone, "Oh no I didn't. I put them in your
tackle box."
A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just
come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of
a lifetime. We leave right away, so, pack my clothes, my fishing equipment,
and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them
up."
He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off.
A week later he returns.
His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?"
He says, "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."
The wife responds in an angry tone, "Oh no I didn't. I put them in your
tackle box."
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