Sayings We'd Like To See On Those Office Inspirational Posters:
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG
fourteen times gives you job security.
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by
killing all those who opposed them.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably
haven't completely understood the situation.
Plagiarism saves time.
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
We waste time, so you don't have to.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
Succeed in spite of management. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid
Disappointment.
We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies do all day.
Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG
fourteen times gives you job security.
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by
killing all those who opposed them.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably
haven't completely understood the situation.
Plagiarism saves time.
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
We waste time, so you don't have to.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
Succeed in spite of management. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid
Disappointment.
We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies do all day.
Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.
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