Things to think about....
-Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
-It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins.
-Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
-One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
-Atheism is a nonprophet organization.
-If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
-The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad
girls live.
-Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.
-Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
-Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
-It must be true that men are from Mars. Look at how the place has
deteriorated.
-On the other hand, you have different fingers.
-Married people don't live longer than single people. It just seems longer.
-I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
-If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all
still working?
- Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse.
- Common Sense Isn't.
- Sooner or later, EVERYONE stops smoking.
- It may be that your sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others.
- A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
- The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.
- War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
- He who laughs, last.
-Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
-It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins.
-Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
-One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
-Atheism is a nonprophet organization.
-If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
-The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad
girls live.
-Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.
-Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
-Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
-It must be true that men are from Mars. Look at how the place has
deteriorated.
-On the other hand, you have different fingers.
-Married people don't live longer than single people. It just seems longer.
-I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
-If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all
still working?
- Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse.
- Common Sense Isn't.
- Sooner or later, EVERYONE stops smoking.
- It may be that your sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others.
- A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
- The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.
- War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
- He who laughs, last.
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