Troubleshooting
One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the
rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired
several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all
of his attempts had completely missed the target.
The Microsoft tech looked at his rifle and then at the target again. He
looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger
over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other
hand.
The end of his finger was completely blown off: The Microsoft tech yelled
toward the target area: "It's leaving here just fine. The trouble must be at
your end!"
One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the
rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired
several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all
of his attempts had completely missed the target.
The Microsoft tech looked at his rifle and then at the target again. He
looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger
over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other
hand.
The end of his finger was completely blown off: The Microsoft tech yelled
toward the target area: "It's leaving here just fine. The trouble must be at
your end!"
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