Teacher; Didn't you promise to behave?
Little Johnny: Yes, sir.
Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you misbahaved?
Little Johnny: Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, you dodn't have to
keep yours.
Little Johnny: Yes, sir.
Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you misbahaved?
Little Johnny: Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, you dodn't have to
keep yours.
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