Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Little Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.
Little Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.
Related:
- Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Little Johnny: I is... Teacher: No, Little Johnny.... - Little Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not. Little Johnny: Good, because... - Teacher: Why are you late?
Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign? Little Johnny: The one that says... - Little Johnny
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and show us North America.
Little Johnny: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, class... - Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
Little Johnny: I hope you didn't, too... - Teacher; Didn't you promise to behave?
Little Johnny:
Yes, sir. Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you... - Little Johnny Learns to Count...
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he says, "I do. My father taught me." "Good... - Little Johnny, the class troublemaker then raised his hand and said,
"Teacher, I have something in my pants. It is long... - Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Little Johnny: I get up early...
