Confucius Says:
"Man who run in front of car, get tired"
"Man who run behind car, get exhausted"
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there"
"Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ"
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"
"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails"
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it"
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left"
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house"
"Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night"
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night"
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out"
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it"
"Man who sit on tack get point"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs"
"Man who eat jellybeans fart in living colour"
"Man who fart in church sit in own pew"
"Man who run in front of car, get tired"
"Man who run behind car, get exhausted"
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there"
"Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ"
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"
"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails"
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it"
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left"
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house"
"Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night"
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night"
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out"
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it"
"Man who sit on tack get point"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs"
"Man who eat jellybeans fart in living colour"
"Man who fart in church sit in own pew"
Related:
- Man who fart in church sit in
own pew... - Confucius say "Man who run behind car get
exhausted... - He who fishes in other man's well,
often catches crabs... - Man who fights with wife all day,
gets no piece at night... - Confucius say:
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
If a train-station is where a train stops what happens... - RACIAL/ETHNIC
There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish. ... - Things to do When Bored
-Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs
-Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings
-Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button
-Water your dog.
see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself... - Man who farts in church,
sits in own pew... - One Liners
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
