Going to the IRS A Debtor, called in for an audit at the IRS,

Going to the IRS
A Debtor, called in for an audit at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice
on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a
pauper." Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite
advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and
tie." Confused, the man went to his rabbi, told him of the conflicting
advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma.
"Let me tell you a story," replied the rabbi. "A woman, about to be married,
asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long,
flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her
best friend, she got conflicting advice. 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with
a V-neck right down to your navel. The man protested: "What does all this
have to do with my problem with the IRS?" The rabbi answered: "No matter
what you wear, you are going to get screwed."