You may want to re-evaluate yourself if any of the following
comments have shown up on your performance evaluations:
1. "Since my last report, she has reached rock bottom and has started to
dig."
2. "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."
3. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
4. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
definite won't be."
5. " Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
trap."
6. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever
foot was previously in there."
7. "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
8. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
9. "She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them."
10. "This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better."
11. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
comments have shown up on your performance evaluations:
1. "Since my last report, she has reached rock bottom and has started to
dig."
2. "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."
3. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
4. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
definite won't be."
5. " Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
trap."
6. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever
foot was previously in there."
7. "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
8. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
9. "She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them."
10. "This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better."
11. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
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