The difference between men and women:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item, if he wants it. A woman will pay $1 for a
$2 item that she doesn't want because it's on sale.
A woman worries about he future until she gets a husband. A man never
worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find that man.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and don't expect to
understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
Any married man can forget his past mistakes, there's no reason for two
people to keep track of the same things.
Men wake up as good looking as when they went to bed., women seem to
deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting him to change, and he doesn't. A man marries
a woman expecting her not to change and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is
the beginning of a new argument.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item, if he wants it. A woman will pay $1 for a
$2 item that she doesn't want because it's on sale.
A woman worries about he future until she gets a husband. A man never
worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find that man.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and don't expect to
understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
Any married man can forget his past mistakes, there's no reason for two
people to keep track of the same things.
Men wake up as good looking as when they went to bed., women seem to
deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting him to change, and he doesn't. A man marries
a woman expecting her not to change and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is
the beginning of a new argument.
Related:
- Men & Women:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't... - Men and Women Truisms...
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = marriage
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't... - POSTULATES:
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot... - NEWS FLASH - Men And Women Are NOT Alike
Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys... - NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike.
Sure,
you thought you already knew that. But now we have... - WOMEN SPEAK IN OESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
by Matt Groening
RELATIONSHIPS:
First of all, a man does not call it a relationship... - Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you,
the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings... - Short and (not so) Sweet
How many honest, intelligent,
caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes... - All You'll Ever Need to Know About Marriage:
** Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits,
and then complain that he's not the man she married...
