The front reads:
+------------------------------------+
|No Phone No Business|
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| No Name |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|No Address No Money|
+------------------------------------+
And the back reads:
+------------------------------------+
| I'M A SILENT SEDUCER |
| |
|Any chance to crawl in the sack with|
|you tonight? |
|If so, just keep the card: If not, |
|kindly return it because they are |
|expensive. |
| |
|I'm not as good as I once was. |
|But I'm good once as I ever was! |
| |
|P.S. You don't have to say yes |
| Just Smile!|
+------------------------------------+
+------------------------------------+
|No Phone No Business|
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| No Name |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|No Address No Money|
+------------------------------------+
And the back reads:
+------------------------------------+
| I'M A SILENT SEDUCER |
| |
|Any chance to crawl in the sack with|
|you tonight? |
|If so, just keep the card: If not, |
|kindly return it because they are |
|expensive. |
| |
|I'm not as good as I once was. |
|But I'm good once as I ever was! |
| |
|P.S. You don't have to say yes |
| Just Smile!|
+------------------------------------+
Related:
- The front reads:
+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
|No Phone No Business|
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| No Name |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|No Address No Money|
+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
And the back reads:
+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ | ... - My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole
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