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Date: Sun, 4 Nov 90 13:47:49 EST
From: etac5@nowhere (Yrneh Etac V)
Subject: Funky stuff - part 122


It seems this guy was an incurable practical joker, particularly when people
got married. So when he got engaged he became very nervous and was constantly
looking out for retaliation. But everything went smoothly. No problems at
the wedding or the reception, and he and his bride left for their honeymoon.

After a long and wonderful night together they decide to use room service to
order breakfast. He reaches for the phone:

Happy groom: "This is room 435. We'd like to order breakfast sent up."

Room service: "For how many people?"

Happy groom: "2"

from under the bed: "Make it 5!"