There was a man who had been stranded on a desert island for the last twenty years,

There was a man who had been stranded on a desert island for the last
twenty years, when all of a sudden a beatiful girl steps up from the see,
wearing a wet suit.
She: "Would you like a cigarette?"
He: "Sure" (he takes one from the wet-suit, light it, and smokes it)
She: "Would you like a martini?"
He: "Sure" (he gets the very special 007 shaken, not stirred, martini from her
wet suit)
Then she says, with a strange gleam in her eye: "Would you like to play around"
He: "I don't believe that you have got a set of golf clubs in there!"