A telephone call:
- Hello!
- Yes, who is this?
- I'm Watt.
- What's your name?
- Watt's my name.
- Yes, what's your name?
- My name is John Watt.
- John what?
- Yes, are you Jones?
- No, I'm Knott.
- Will you tell me your name then?
- Will Knott.
- Why not?
- My name is Knott.
- Not what?
- Not Watt, I'm Knott.
- What?
- Shut up!
- Hello!
- Yes, who is this?
- I'm Watt.
- What's your name?
- Watt's my name.
- Yes, what's your name?
- My name is John Watt.
- John what?
- Yes, are you Jones?
- No, I'm Knott.
- Will you tell me your name then?
- Will Knott.
- Why not?
- My name is Knott.
- Not what?
- Not Watt, I'm Knott.
- What?
- Shut up!
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please? - for what? - no, two. - to what?... - YES, Cherry is my
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Hear them say "What city please, big boy?" They'll... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
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Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone
call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely... - A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay
bar,
but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink...
