VIKINGS HOME JOURNAL
(Todays Journal for the modern viking)
* Three fast and tasty village dog recipes for the working viking
who doesn't have all day to cook.
* War wound stitchery-Don't throw away those severed body parts.
Needle point tips that can make that foot or arm good as new.
* Surprising reader's poll: 9 out of 10 viking women are not
satisfied in bed. Find out what they really want.
* Burning pitch techniques that can really let you rain hell on your
neighbors!
* Surrounded by intellectuals-How one viking escaped. By David-the-Saxon.
* Viking mid-life crisis-Is raping murdering and pillaging all there is?
* Is your son a Pansy?-A candid article by Erick-the-Red which every father
should read.
* Don't let your viking tupperware party end in a blood bath-Do's and don'ts
for a succesful evening.
* Detroit unveils the New 89 line of warships-Faster, sleeker, fewer
slaves in the galley!
AT YOUR VILLAGE NEWSTANDS NOW !
(Todays Journal for the modern viking)
* Three fast and tasty village dog recipes for the working viking
who doesn't have all day to cook.
* War wound stitchery-Don't throw away those severed body parts.
Needle point tips that can make that foot or arm good as new.
* Surprising reader's poll: 9 out of 10 viking women are not
satisfied in bed. Find out what they really want.
* Burning pitch techniques that can really let you rain hell on your
neighbors!
* Surrounded by intellectuals-How one viking escaped. By David-the-Saxon.
* Viking mid-life crisis-Is raping murdering and pillaging all there is?
* Is your son a Pansy?-A candid article by Erick-the-Red which every father
should read.
* Don't let your viking tupperware party end in a blood bath-Do's and don'ts
for a succesful evening.
* Detroit unveils the New 89 line of warships-Faster, sleeker, fewer
slaves in the galley!
AT YOUR VILLAGE NEWSTANDS NOW !
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