A Belgian rings the doorbell of a brothel. The porter answers:
"Yes? What do you want?"
"I want to, er, get together with one of the ladies."
"Have you got money with you?"
"Yes, I have $10."
"I'm sorry, but that won't do. For such an amount of money you'd better jack
off around the corner."
A couple of minutes later the doorbell rings again.
"Yes?"
"You forgot the $10. Here you are."
"Yes? What do you want?"
"I want to, er, get together with one of the ladies."
"Have you got money with you?"
"Yes, I have $10."
"I'm sorry, but that won't do. For such an amount of money you'd better jack
off around the corner."
A couple of minutes later the doorbell rings again.
"Yes?"
"You forgot the $10. Here you are."
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