Two ex-World War II American Generals were sat in a hotel bar, late at night,
reminiscing over the old days.
The first used to be in the Army, while the second spent his active service
in the Navy. The first general insisted that the Army had the greatest
reputation when it came to women, and that he had slept with hundreds during
the war. However, the second was claiming that the Navy had, by far, the
most virile young men, and that he has slept with more women than the first
General.
"Hoss-piss!!" said the first man "I jest know I's a slept with mow women than
youse!"
"Sheeeeet No!! - I know for a fact that I have!"
"Ok then, when did you last sleep with a woman?" said the first General.
"About nineteen forty-five" said the other.
"You call that VIRILE!! Geez, you're practically CELIBATE!"
So the second general looked at his watch and said "Well don't forget it is
only twenty-one thirty now."
reminiscing over the old days.
The first used to be in the Army, while the second spent his active service
in the Navy. The first general insisted that the Army had the greatest
reputation when it came to women, and that he had slept with hundreds during
the war. However, the second was claiming that the Navy had, by far, the
most virile young men, and that he has slept with more women than the first
General.
"Hoss-piss!!" said the first man "I jest know I's a slept with mow women than
youse!"
"Sheeeeet No!! - I know for a fact that I have!"
"Ok then, when did you last sleep with a woman?" said the first General.
"About nineteen forty-five" said the other.
"You call that VIRILE!! Geez, you're practically CELIBATE!"
So the second general looked at his watch and said "Well don't forget it is
only twenty-one thirty now."
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