Apparently this woman's minature schnauzer had an infection
in its ear. The vet told her that it was due to an ingrown
hair and that the best treatment would be to remove the
hair with a depilatory cream. The women went to a drug store
and asked the druggist for assistance in selecting an
appropriate product. He went on about how some were better
for use on legs and how some were gentler and better for
removing facial hair. He then said "May I ask where you
intend to use this?"
She replied "Well, it's for my schnauzer."
He said "OK, but you shouldn't ride a bike for two weeks."
in its ear. The vet told her that it was due to an ingrown
hair and that the best treatment would be to remove the
hair with a depilatory cream. The women went to a drug store
and asked the druggist for assistance in selecting an
appropriate product. He went on about how some were better
for use on legs and how some were gentler and better for
removing facial hair. He then said "May I ask where you
intend to use this?"
She replied "Well, it's for my schnauzer."
He said "OK, but you shouldn't ride a bike for two weeks."
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