99 Excuses For Skipping Out Of Work Early
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I'm too tired... - Out of Work?
Apply for Japanese Unemployment... - Coming home early from work yesterday, I saw a neighbor jogging,
nude, down the street. I said -- "How long have been... - 1. My kids are locked outside.
2. My kids are locked inside.
3. My kids are stuck in the door. 4. I have... - The nuns at the local convent had their daily annoucement session.
The mother superior walked out in front of the 100... - Follow the Boss
There are three ladies working in the same office.
They begin to notice that each day the boss, who is... - Hungry? Out of work?
Eat your foreign car...
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One day he was pulling off an expressway near Chicago... - Q: What is the difference between a University and a Polytechnic?
A: At a Polytechnic they teach you to wash your hands... - Save a tree:
Eat a beaver... - A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and
and steals a roast.
The butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a... - Q: What is the difference between a LADA and a golf-ball?
A: You can drive a golf_Ball 360 yards.....
