A certain vicar decided it was high time he informed his three triplet
daughters about the "birds and the bees", and tested their chastity at the
same time.
Thus he approached his first daughter, dropped his trousers, pointed to his
manhood, and asked his daughter if she knew what it was.
"That's your cock", she replied.
"You foul-mouthed young hussy, go and rinse your mouth out with soap!"
stormed the enraged father. Still fuming, he approached his second daughter,
dropped his trousers, pointed to his manhood, and asked his daughter if she
knew what it was.
"That's your dick", she replied.
"Why, you daughter of Jezebel, you scarlet woman, go and dissolve your tongue
in boiling nitric acid!" [or something] he ranted. In desperation, he sought
his third daughter, dropped his trousers, pointed to his manhood, and asked if
she knew what it was.
"I've no idea", she replied.
"Oh, my darling chaste young child!" he said in delight. "That, my dear, is
my penis."
To which she responded: "Call that a penis?"
daughters about the "birds and the bees", and tested their chastity at the
same time.
Thus he approached his first daughter, dropped his trousers, pointed to his
manhood, and asked his daughter if she knew what it was.
"That's your cock", she replied.
"You foul-mouthed young hussy, go and rinse your mouth out with soap!"
stormed the enraged father. Still fuming, he approached his second daughter,
dropped his trousers, pointed to his manhood, and asked his daughter if she
knew what it was.
"That's your dick", she replied.
"Why, you daughter of Jezebel, you scarlet woman, go and dissolve your tongue
in boiling nitric acid!" [or something] he ranted. In desperation, he sought
his third daughter, dropped his trousers, pointed to his manhood, and asked if
she knew what it was.
"I've no idea", she replied.
"Oh, my darling chaste young child!" he said in delight. "That, my dear, is
my penis."
To which she responded: "Call that a penis?"
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