It's a nice hot summers day and two men are playing golf on a course
that is situated near a main road. As he is just about to tee off on
the 10th hole one of the men notices a hearse driving slowly along the
road. He stops in mid swing and places his club on the ground, turns
round, faces the road and removes his hat in a solemn gesture. The
second man turns round to him and says...
M2: "Come off it, it's only a hearse."
M1: "But you don't understand, its my wife's funeral..."
that is situated near a main road. As he is just about to tee off on
the 10th hole one of the men notices a hearse driving slowly along the
road. He stops in mid swing and places his club on the ground, turns
round, faces the road and removes his hat in a solemn gesture. The
second man turns round to him and says...
M2: "Come off it, it's only a hearse."
M1: "But you don't understand, its my wife's funeral..."
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