Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.
Related:
- Some days the only good things on TV are the vase and
the clock... - Over the past ten years, for the first time, intelligence had
become socially correct for girls.
Tom Wolfe, "Bonfire of the Vanities" =======================================================================... - Become a
subgenius... - The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
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12/15/92 Q: How do blonde braincells die... - Do not drop???
Ooopps... - Humorous Helpful Hints:
** Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent
ice cream drips.
** Use a meat baster to "squeeze" your pancake batter... - A Blast from
the Past... - Taking a QUANTUM LEAP into
the past...
From the same category:
- Once Reagan visited India and was touring the country-side with
Rajiv Gandhi.
At quite a few places, he noticed people shitting ... - Never give advice to people -
they won't take it and will then blame you because... - A kid comes home from school and walks up to his mother .
"Mom! I found out that I have the largest pecker in... - Yrneh Etac V
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Alas,
it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced... - Somewhere in the middle of Spain, a Lada is driving along and meets
a donkey.
The donkey, never having seen a lada before, asks:...
