If everything is coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane!
you're in the wrong lane!
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Eagles may soar,
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Eagles may soar,
but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early... - More One Liners
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Hi, I am 9.5 inches long and two inches thick.
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Because the Spaghetti falls through the grill...... - You help a man in trouble and he will never forget you.
Especially the next time he is in trouble...
