A nun joke in which not a single nun gets fucked (amazing isn't it?):
A pale-faced nun, apparently in shock, enters the office of the old
mother superior and reports very shyly, almost blushing:
"Mother Superior, we -er- we have discovered a case of syphilis!"
"Oh! How wonderful", says the old nun, "I was getting sick of the Chablis."
(Well in the end a nun DID get fucked, I guess.)
A pale-faced nun, apparently in shock, enters the office of the old
mother superior and reports very shyly, almost blushing:
"Mother Superior, we -er- we have discovered a case of syphilis!"
"Oh! How wonderful", says the old nun, "I was getting sick of the Chablis."
(Well in the end a nun DID get fucked, I guess.)
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