An American tourist is visiting Russia, and he's talking with a Russian about the fact that not many people in Russia own cars.

An American tourist is visiting Russia, and he's talking with a Russian
about the fact that not many people in Russia own cars.

The American says, "I can't belive you don't have cars here! How do you
get to work?"
The Russian replies, "We take bus."
The American asks, "Well, how do you go on vacations?"
The Russian replies, "We take train."
The American asks, "Well, what if you want to go abroad?"
The Russian replies, "We don't want go abroad."
The American presses further and asks, "Well, what if you really HAVE to
go abroad?"
The Russian replies, "We take tanks."