Keep death off the roads. Drive on the pavement.
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- 1999 DARWIN AWARDS
Yes, folks, it's time again for the 1999 Darwin Awards.
For those sheltered few of you who are not fully aware... - Only In America
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy,
but won't cross the street to vote in a national election... - Babes are like
roads... - Q. Did you here about the carload of Hoosiers that froze to death at
the drive in?
A. They were trying to get in to see "Closed for the... - Roads?
Where were going we dont need roads! -... - I keep putting off procrastination
& get... - Procrastinators don't die,
they keep putn' it off... - Keep your quantum-pickin
hands off... - If you don't like the way I drive,
stay off the sidewalk...
